Post by Josh Bernstein on Dec 2, 2019 21:17:50 GMT -5
If You...
Visit any place in the world, where would you go?
I would really love to visit Rome and see all the places Tacitus mentions.
Change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I
suppose sometimes I wish I could talk directly to people about how I feel about them.
Fly, where would you go and why?
Hammel because they kidnap people with that kind of power.
Make three wishes, what would you wish for?
1. World Peace. Cliche, but true
2. For Sean to reconcile with his sister
3. For public schools to have the facilities and training to educate meta students alongside non-metas
Meet someone from the past, who would you meet?
Oh, my, this is really difficult! There are so many people I would love to talk to. I think if I could only choose one person then that would be FDR so I could quiz him about the New Deal and how he would apply that to today's society.
Have any pet what would you have?
I have a rabbit and she's perfect.
Beliefs
Magic?
I believe that what is considered magic can be attributed to meta-human abilities.
Karma?
Yes
Love at first sight?
No, but attraction, certainly
Life on other planets?
No
Miracles?
No
Ghosts?
No
Luck?
That's actually a meta ability, it's referred to as Probability Manipulation. One of Sean's friends has it, apparently.
Believe there’s a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
No
Do you wish on stars?
Sometimes....
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
No
Divorce?
Yes, of course, if you don't get along you shouldn't be married.
Questions For Freaks
If the sky wasn’t blue and the grass wasn’t green… What colours would they be? Well, sometimes when I look up the sky is purple or orange or grey and the grass is brown.
Which end of the worm is the head? The....front?
Why don’t boys have boobs? apparently they can have them it turns out
What languages does hippos speak? Hipponese?
If you run in the rain do you get less wet? I usually operate on that assumption
What shape was the last cloud you saw? I thought it looked rather a lot like Anderson Cooper.
Why do sprouts taste so bad? They taste BAD? I thought they were simply tasteless
Where does that other sock end up? I think that the man down the street with transdimensional storage accidentally took it.
Is Santa real? If he is, he never visited me. Possibly this is because I'm Jewish.
Is a dog man's best friend? No, a telepath is, obviously.
Personal Survey
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
Closed. Force of habit, I suppose
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
They're lucky to make it out of the laundry basket and into the drawer
Sleep on your back or stomach?
Stomach
Are you a cuddler?
yes
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
A pair of shoes, a lost sock or two
Something that happened today that made you angry?
I overheard someone refer to meta-humans as "mutants"
What were you doing before this survey?
Reading The New York Times
What will you do after the survey?
Try and entice Sean with beer and cake.
Marriage or living together?
Marriage
What shirt are you wearing now?
Uhhh. It's a short-sleeved, blue-on-blue plaid dress shirt. The tag claims it is linen and by Perry Ellis.
Do you sing?
Sometimes
Do you de-label your beer bottles?
This...has never occurred to me..
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
Pretty sure I'm an open book on most things
Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
Isn't this true for everyone? But I've done what I can to repair my biggest one
First thing you do when you wake up?
Turn off the alarm.
Ever had surgery?
Yes, but nothing major. Tonsils out, wisdom teeth removed.
Last argument you got into with?
A woman at the bookstore. She was buying a Glenn Beck book, I had to.
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
I assume you mean bottled water, not plastic thermals? No.
What's one good thing about your best friend?
What, only one thing? He puts up with me, hahaha.
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
I wait until I can't hold my eyes open, then I drag myself off to bed and fall asleep immediately
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
....this may happen on occasion...
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
Sure!
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
Sean is threatening to drag me to a concert in Boston sometime. That should be fun.
It's midnight. Who are you texting?
My husband's nephew because he texted me something important about a comic book and I don't understand any of it
It's Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?
Wherever the people are.
Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
The one I'm with. I know, I know, I'm so boring.
Your Christmas list consists of?
I don't celebrate Christmas.
You're going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first?
I go to my sister's to ask her for help.
You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
I don't wear jeans. But let's assume I do, I'll probably try and brave Queens Place Mall...
How do you feel about your hair?
You'd think I was a young man by my hair so pretty good, but I wish it would grow on my face more
What movie is in your DVD player?
To Have and Have Not
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
Everyone I care about is here. If they would move with me, back to NYC.
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
A good conversationalist is more important.
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
I had lunch with Sean.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
Sean and Greg, so two!
What would you change about your life right now?
About MY life? Nothing I can think of.
What’s the best feeling in the world?
Contentment. Being surrounded by friends and good food and solving all the problems of the world.
Do You...
Sing Well? I don't sing as poorly as Sean, but that's not saying much
Believe In Yourself? In some areas.
Get Motion Sickness? No
Think You Are Attractive? I look like an average guy
Like Thunderstorms? Not really
Own An IPOD? No
Pray? Not regularly
Keep A Journal/Diary? No
Sing In The Shower? Ahahahahahahahahaha..............yes
Chew on your pencils? I did when I was in school
Like your handwriting? I can read it. I'm not sure anyone else can.
Cry at weddings? No
Like Camping? Depends on who I'm with
Wear nail polish? .........no
Do you trust anyone with your life. If so, who? Sean
Do you like to watch storms pass by? No
Either Or
Sparking or still water: Still
Kisses or hugs: hugs are more appropriate for public, alas
Piercings or tattoos: For myself? I have a tattoo, but no piercings. But I once knew a very charming young man who had a pierced ear...
Hot or cold: Cold! What better excuse for hot chocolate and blankets?
Nike or Adidas: I rarely wear tennis shoes but Nike currently
Cats or dogs: Dogs
The US or the UK: I have never been to the UK, but I live in the US so I shall go with what I know here.
McDonalds or Burger King: Whichever is closest when I'm hungry
Church or nightclub: Not being Christian but being fond of alcohol, we'll go with Nightclub.
Mariah or Madonna: ....what?
Beer or soda: Beer
Rock or rap: Oldies. Hey, I'm an old fogey.
Winter or summer: Summer; it's easier to bike without snow (although it is also hot, alas)
Sun or rain: Sun. See above
Love or lust: Don't they usually come in combination?
Pepsi or Coke: I don't drink soda
Love or money: Love of your fellow man
Indiana Jones or James Bond: Indiana Jones.
Sweet or sour: Sweet
Night or day: Night
Originality or acceptance: Acceptance
Independence or Companionship: Companionship
Stability or Freedom: Stability
Introvert or Extrovert: Extrovert
Wicked or RENT: Never seen either
Music or Television: Music
Blondes or Brunettes: Brunette
Birds or Squirrels: Squirrels
Car or Truck: Bicycle
Driving or Riding: Riding
Mexican or Chinese food: Mexican
Pie or cake? Pie, assuming Tiberius or Cyrus are baking
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
Smile or frown? Smile
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow? Joy
Past or present? I easily get stuck in the past, but I try to live in the present.
Science fiction or fantasy? Historical fiction
Dull or sharp? Dull
Live forever or die young? I'm too old to die young, but I certainly don't wish to live forever
Books or television? Books
Jump or skip? Skip
Fast or slow? Fast
Run or walk? Walk
Disney or Warner Brothers? I've never given this much thought. Warner Brothers, perhaps?
Belle or Jasmine? My niece Abigail tells me that Belle is an avid reader but Jasmine helps the people...I suppose Jasmine?
Gaston or Cruella Deville? Uhhhhhh
Colors or black and white? Colors
Cute or pretty? Cute
Good or evil? Good
Fruits or vegetables? Fruits
Milk or juice? Milk
Hot chocolate or gingerale? Hot Chocolate
Beer or wine? Beer
Movies or cartoons? Since I can recall the last time I watched a movie but not the last time I watched a cartoon, I'll say movie
Moon or stars? Stars
Sky or sea? Sea
Vision or hearing? Hearing
Visit any place in the world, where would you go?
I would really love to visit Rome and see all the places Tacitus mentions.
Change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I
suppose sometimes I wish I could talk directly to people about how I feel about them.
Fly, where would you go and why?
Hammel because they kidnap people with that kind of power.
Make three wishes, what would you wish for?
1. World Peace. Cliche, but true
2. For Sean to reconcile with his sister
3. For public schools to have the facilities and training to educate meta students alongside non-metas
Meet someone from the past, who would you meet?
Oh, my, this is really difficult! There are so many people I would love to talk to. I think if I could only choose one person then that would be FDR so I could quiz him about the New Deal and how he would apply that to today's society.
Have any pet what would you have?
I have a rabbit and she's perfect.
Beliefs
Magic?
I believe that what is considered magic can be attributed to meta-human abilities.
Karma?
Yes
Love at first sight?
No, but attraction, certainly
Life on other planets?
No
Miracles?
No
Ghosts?
No
Luck?
That's actually a meta ability, it's referred to as Probability Manipulation. One of Sean's friends has it, apparently.
Believe there’s a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
No
Do you wish on stars?
Sometimes....
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
No
Divorce?
Yes, of course, if you don't get along you shouldn't be married.
Questions For Freaks
If the sky wasn’t blue and the grass wasn’t green… What colours would they be? Well, sometimes when I look up the sky is purple or orange or grey and the grass is brown.
Which end of the worm is the head? The....front?
Why don’t boys have boobs? apparently they can have them it turns out
What languages does hippos speak? Hipponese?
If you run in the rain do you get less wet? I usually operate on that assumption
What shape was the last cloud you saw? I thought it looked rather a lot like Anderson Cooper.
Why do sprouts taste so bad? They taste BAD? I thought they were simply tasteless
Where does that other sock end up? I think that the man down the street with transdimensional storage accidentally took it.
Is Santa real? If he is, he never visited me. Possibly this is because I'm Jewish.
Is a dog man's best friend? No, a telepath is, obviously.
Personal Survey
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
Closed. Force of habit, I suppose
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
They're lucky to make it out of the laundry basket and into the drawer
Sleep on your back or stomach?
Stomach
Are you a cuddler?
yes
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
A pair of shoes, a lost sock or two
Something that happened today that made you angry?
I overheard someone refer to meta-humans as "mutants"
What were you doing before this survey?
Reading The New York Times
What will you do after the survey?
Try and entice Sean with beer and cake.
Marriage or living together?
Marriage
What shirt are you wearing now?
Uhhh. It's a short-sleeved, blue-on-blue plaid dress shirt. The tag claims it is linen and by Perry Ellis.
Do you sing?
Sometimes
Do you de-label your beer bottles?
This...has never occurred to me..
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
Pretty sure I'm an open book on most things
Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
Isn't this true for everyone? But I've done what I can to repair my biggest one
First thing you do when you wake up?
Turn off the alarm.
Ever had surgery?
Yes, but nothing major. Tonsils out, wisdom teeth removed.
Last argument you got into with?
A woman at the bookstore. She was buying a Glenn Beck book, I had to.
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
I assume you mean bottled water, not plastic thermals? No.
What's one good thing about your best friend?
What, only one thing? He puts up with me, hahaha.
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
I wait until I can't hold my eyes open, then I drag myself off to bed and fall asleep immediately
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
....this may happen on occasion...
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
Sure!
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
Sean is threatening to drag me to a concert in Boston sometime. That should be fun.
It's midnight. Who are you texting?
My husband's nephew because he texted me something important about a comic book and I don't understand any of it
It's Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?
Wherever the people are.
Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
The one I'm with. I know, I know, I'm so boring.
Your Christmas list consists of?
I don't celebrate Christmas.
You're going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first?
I go to my sister's to ask her for help.
You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
I don't wear jeans. But let's assume I do, I'll probably try and brave Queens Place Mall...
How do you feel about your hair?
You'd think I was a young man by my hair so pretty good, but I wish it would grow on my face more
What movie is in your DVD player?
To Have and Have Not
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
Everyone I care about is here. If they would move with me, back to NYC.
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
A good conversationalist is more important.
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
I had lunch with Sean.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
Sean and Greg, so two!
What would you change about your life right now?
About MY life? Nothing I can think of.
What’s the best feeling in the world?
Contentment. Being surrounded by friends and good food and solving all the problems of the world.
Do You...
Sing Well? I don't sing as poorly as Sean, but that's not saying much
Believe In Yourself? In some areas.
Get Motion Sickness? No
Think You Are Attractive? I look like an average guy
Like Thunderstorms? Not really
Own An IPOD? No
Pray? Not regularly
Keep A Journal/Diary? No
Sing In The Shower? Ahahahahahahahahaha..............yes
Chew on your pencils? I did when I was in school
Like your handwriting? I can read it. I'm not sure anyone else can.
Cry at weddings? No
Like Camping? Depends on who I'm with
Wear nail polish? .........no
Do you trust anyone with your life. If so, who? Sean
Do you like to watch storms pass by? No
Either Or
Sparking or still water: Still
Kisses or hugs: hugs are more appropriate for public, alas
Piercings or tattoos: For myself? I have a tattoo, but no piercings. But I once knew a very charming young man who had a pierced ear...
Hot or cold: Cold! What better excuse for hot chocolate and blankets?
Nike or Adidas: I rarely wear tennis shoes but Nike currently
Cats or dogs: Dogs
The US or the UK: I have never been to the UK, but I live in the US so I shall go with what I know here.
McDonalds or Burger King: Whichever is closest when I'm hungry
Church or nightclub: Not being Christian but being fond of alcohol, we'll go with Nightclub.
Mariah or Madonna: ....what?
Beer or soda: Beer
Rock or rap: Oldies. Hey, I'm an old fogey.
Winter or summer: Summer; it's easier to bike without snow (although it is also hot, alas)
Sun or rain: Sun. See above
Love or lust: Don't they usually come in combination?
Pepsi or Coke: I don't drink soda
Love or money: Love of your fellow man
Indiana Jones or James Bond: Indiana Jones.
Sweet or sour: Sweet
Night or day: Night
Originality or acceptance: Acceptance
Independence or Companionship: Companionship
Stability or Freedom: Stability
Introvert or Extrovert: Extrovert
Wicked or RENT: Never seen either
Music or Television: Music
Blondes or Brunettes: Brunette
Birds or Squirrels: Squirrels
Car or Truck: Bicycle
Driving or Riding: Riding
Mexican or Chinese food: Mexican
Pie or cake? Pie, assuming Tiberius or Cyrus are baking
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
Smile or frown? Smile
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow? Joy
Past or present? I easily get stuck in the past, but I try to live in the present.
Science fiction or fantasy? Historical fiction
Dull or sharp? Dull
Live forever or die young? I'm too old to die young, but I certainly don't wish to live forever
Books or television? Books
Jump or skip? Skip
Fast or slow? Fast
Run or walk? Walk
Disney or Warner Brothers? I've never given this much thought. Warner Brothers, perhaps?
Belle or Jasmine? My niece Abigail tells me that Belle is an avid reader but Jasmine helps the people...I suppose Jasmine?
Gaston or Cruella Deville? Uhhhhhh
Colors or black and white? Colors
Cute or pretty? Cute
Good or evil? Good
Fruits or vegetables? Fruits
Milk or juice? Milk
Hot chocolate or gingerale? Hot Chocolate
Beer or wine? Beer
Movies or cartoons? Since I can recall the last time I watched a movie but not the last time I watched a cartoon, I'll say movie
Moon or stars? Stars
Sky or sea? Sea
Vision or hearing? Hearing
